What are your hobbies?
– I love to dance. She’s in the fields for sure. My name is Duranged Pitt. No idea. Oh shit, like — (laughter) Like they slangin’, you know what I’m saying? Like who’s slangin’ like — Like strippers and shit? Yeah, yeah, I fuck with strippers, I fuck with strippers. Yeah I’m ready, let’s get it. Oh shit, this is gon’ be fucked up. What kind of stuff you into, man?
– I work in the garden a lot. So you plant seeds and shit? Well, yeah. It’s a big yard.
– Big yard? Yeah. I’m guessing no on this one, man. I’m probably wrong. You like to go to the beach and shit man, in the summertime?
– I like to go to the beach. Yeah? You like surf and shit?
– Yeah, I just started surfing. So what kind of stuff are you into recreationally besides surfing and uh — Um, I do oil paintings.
– Oil paintings? It’s like a blend of surrealism with urban contemporary. Yup, I think my guy’s in it, man. He’s out here slangin’ that surfer pipe, you know what I’m sayin’? Riding the waves and shit — My dawg, what’s good man? I feel like you could like attract somebody if you wanted to, you know what I’m sayin’? And the fact that your dress how you’re dressed. I think my man is a gigolo man. I mean, he got it for sale. What’s something that excites you that you like to do for fun? Read ‘A Course in Miracles’. What the hell is that? I’m a student of ‘A Course in Miracles’. It’s a book that got published about 45 years ago. Written by Jesus. Fuck. Yeah, I just feel like she does might not be. I’m just not feeling that vibe. So what about you? What kind of stuff are you into? Love being in front of the camera. Just ’cause I love modeling. Okay, like so just act like there’s like an invincible pole right here and just kind of show me like just walking around it maybe. (singing) My way, she likes it my way. Oh, oh, oh. Now that was a lead as fuck right there. She knows how to work a motherfuckin’ pole. Absolutely. So bru, what kind of shit you into man? I hang out a lot with my cat. Do a lot of reading. Have you ever invested in any video equipment? Maybe like a year and a half ago. That was a webcam. Yeah. See I was about to say that. Yeah, my dawg’s out here on the cam for sure. What are your hobbies? I love to dance. You get down to that?
– I get down. Could you like show me like an imaginary get down move? Twerk it, twerk it, twerk it. Ayeee! She got it. She’s in the field for sure. In a relationship, like would you consider yourself the dominant one who wears the pants? Or are you more like submissive? It depends. I am married. My partner isn’t very dominating. So I kind of just make up for that. Would you be comfortable hittin’ me with that thing? Hitting you?
– Yeah. Yeah, go harder than that. Yeah, I’m gonna go with no. So, what about you? Hooker bars sometimes. And I also love baking. You made some good shit?
– Mhm. Cheesecake. No, really? I fucking love cheesecake. I’mma guess no, fuck it. How are you?
– ‘Sup? I’m good. On a scale from 1 to 10, how confident are you in your ability to lead? 10.
– 10? I think that she’s — She’s in the field just by the way she’s looking at me and shit like she just feels like dominating as a motherfucker. Like just her stares, like. You gon’ listen to what the fuck I got to say. I’m hoping I’m right in thinking that she’s a dominatrix, ’cause if she is, I’m trying to see what’s good. Holy shit. I knew you were slangin’ that surf pipe. I knew it. Okay, so I got 3 out of 10. Fucking sucks man. so what do you do bru? Well, I’m on internet, on the webcam. Oh, you doin’ the webcam shit.
– Yeah, it’s pretty sweet. So what kind of shit do they want you to do on the cameras, you know. A lot of people wanna look at your armpit. Why the fuck would you do that? Are you legit just gettin’ paid to show off your armpit? Yeah, and I can’t see what they’re doing. I can’t hear ’em and I can’t see ’em. I’m just standing there watching the fucking meter tick over as the money piles up. Fuck my life. I mean, I’m about to start rapping. New shit: Duranged porn! Bru. What’s good man?
– Slangin’ that surfer dick. I knew it, I knew it! Yeah, I am a pornstar.
– Oh you’re a pornstar? Word up, word up. I have sex with women on camera. How long you been doing for?
– Three years now. How would a big fella like me get into some shit like that? Gotta get a girl to vouch for you. That’s the quickest way otherwise You gotta do some dirty work. When you first start out like is it like a set rate and then like the more you got under your belt the more you could demand or what? New guys usually start out at about $400 a scene. It’s really slow for guys in the beginning because you have to prove yourself where’s like when girls get and is just like They’re shooting at them galore because you don’t have to worry about them getting their dicks hard or anything like that because girls can fake it. So apparently I fucked up, huh? So what is it that you do?
– I’m an escort. Escort? Nice. Yeah, but I think that you’d be successful.
– You do? I don’t know man. Most people see me and they run. I don’t they wanna fucking fuck with me. Maybe I’m wrong. I think you’re beautiful.
– Oh, that’s so sweet of you to say. Thank you. What’s good?
– Hey. So I was right about you. I’m right.
– You were right. I’m like hardcore pornstar.
– Oh word. So you get down with the get down.
– Yeah, I do. So, how’d you get into that?
– I started doing nude photography and then one thing led to another. Is it easy? No, it’s like really emotionally and physically draining. It can be fun. It’s a lot of fucking hard work. Oh my god, doing like squats on a dick, man. That shit is not easy. Especially like if you’re like taking it up the ass like it’s even like you’re just like ah, Yeah, I wouldn’t nothin’ know about that. But I can imagine it’s a motherfucker.
– It’s fun though. Word up. Well that’s some good ass info. What’s good? I was on it.
– You were right. So what, you’re dominatin’ out here? Like a madame kinda and a lot of guys that weren’t able to get their needs fulfilled with the girls that I had I was like I can punch you in the face for a $100. Fuck you mean? Fucking love her yo, like, I fucking love her. I started doing like the dom work and a lot of fetish work with my feet. It’s fucking awesome. To not judge nobody by anything that they do or the way that they look because just like anybody else They’re genuine humans, you know and just yeah, don’t be a fucking asshole man That’s it